What the fuck!?

God I want vampires to be real so badly.

Vampire Babies

But really, what is this about? I wonder what this video they are referring to is. They show clips of her doing intriguingly powerful flips in an ironically blood colored leotard, but is there more to it?

Also! As far as this years E3 coverage, there's only a few interesting things. The massive buildup on Hideo Kojimas website(or something) basically revealed the next game will be for and about Raiden. Do any of us care anymore?

Microsoft revealed a new motion control peripheral that's pretty far along into development that uses facial and body recognition.

Uhhh, Left 4 Dead 2, I don't know why. I'm with you on that BJ. I can only assume Valve would do something like that if they've got big ideas that they just could not salvage from the first Left 4 Dead. I would expect it to be pretty different and a lot better. No word about Half Life because Valve is a cock.

Of course FFXIII is going to get an 360 realease, someon'es gotta make some money. Also the new Metal Gear game is coming for the 360 because I'm sure they were pretty pissed that Playstation doens't know how to bring in a paycheack.

Crysis 2 is coming. Which makes me wonder if it will be the new benchmark for PC partswar dickwaving again. IS MY COMPUTER GOOD ENOUGH!?!?!?

The new PSP looks like a hunk of shit that can't be played by anyone with human hands. Certainly not an adults.
ugly little bitch with a now smaller screen
The PSP is also getting a Soul Caliber release because we're not alowed to have anything new unless Valve or 2K games is involved.

And Lucio might find this pretty cool. The Monkey Island franchise is getting a remake of the first game, and also new episodic content will be released- which I think lends itself perfectly to Monkey Island.

Comments

UCDBrizzle said…
i want to play a game that shows how Raiden got the suit...
Bryan said…
Raiden is my favorite transexual character in video games. So brave.

Let me save you the time: no, your computer is not good enough for Crysis 2.

Left 4 Dead 2 would be better if it was an all scantily-clad female cast and the name was L4D: Hot Zombie Shootin' Bi4tches.

Wow, the new PSP is somehow an even bigger hunk of shit than the original.
Brian said…
Didn't Hideo say he wanted to stop doing Metal Gear after MGS2?

L4D2 makes sense I guess. When you think about it L4D is pretty bare bones. But why do they have to make a sequel? Just build on the original game? The improved AI director sounds the most interesting.

FF. Don't care.

Crysis. Don't care.

PSP. Yeah don't care.
Bryan said…
Hideo has been hostage to his own series since the first game.
UCDBrizzle said…
we need diablo 3 and starcraft 2...
Lucio said…
COACH IS THE FUCKING BOMB.

I CALL HIM FOR EVERY CAMPAIGN EVER.

"I AIN'T GON' DIE WAITIN' ON SALVATION. LONG AS WE STILL GOT GUNS, WE GON' FIGHT. AND IF WE RUN OUT OF BULLETS...BABY, THEY GON' WISH WE HADN'T."
Travis said…
I really wanna know why the chinese girls trainer said there was no rules written specifically for those who are not technically alive.
Brian said…
The Chinese are all secretly zombies.
Jesse said…
So no one's excited about the third game from Team Ico? Mario Galaxy 2? I'm actually pretty excited about some of the stuff coming out of this E3. Trine looks fucking awesome as does Fat Princess. Also Blizzard claims that SC2 will be out by the end of the year.
Bryan said…
I don't really care about Nintendo anymore.

I saw the Metroid trailer and it looks like a shitty, watered down version of Ninja Gaiden.

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