Why I Fucking Hate TV

THIS IS ONE OF AMERICA'S TOP RATED SHOWS. The plot literally cannot advance until David Caruso starts a line, puts on his fucking sunglasses, and then finishes a line. Never mind his horrible dialogue or the terrible delivery, what the fuck does shooting shit up and explosions have to do with Miami CSI?! If Miami is so bad that the scientists who come to these scenes regularly have to fire automatic rifles at drug dealers in crack dens, It's only a matter of time before America falls. You think Grisshom is annoying? You have just met his fucking mentor. I like Grisshom, actually - he at least has a little character development and he doesn't beat you over the face with lines near as much or as bad. Sure, he has at least one groaner per episode, but Jesus Christ....Caruso will actually kill you. ARGH, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA?!