Unintentional Fun With Dumb Things

How to make a suicide cult

Ingredients: 5 parts silliness 3 parts empathy 1 part success

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

How to make a sociopath

Ingredients: 1 part mercy 1 part crazyiness 1 part

Method: Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of caring and a pinch of salt. Yum!

How to make a serial rapist

Ingredients: 3 parts anger 5 parts courage 5 parts energy

Method: Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Is it wrong that they're so right? I love the cult one especially. You only need one part success. Also notice the mystery ingredient on the sociopath. I guess that's a fill in the blank answer.

You try some. Don't enter your name. That's lame.