Superman Is A Dick

Case in point. Yes, Superman is having sex with a crippled mermaid in a wheelchair. And killing off Aquaman. And burning his father's day gift. And ransoming people for money. And tells it like it really is.


Superdickery.com

EDIT: Yes, these are real. Apparently Superman was super evil before he was popular. Kinda like Arnold was a Nazi before a governor. Allegedly. I guess if you say imaginary on the cover, you can make Superman do anything.


Jesus.

SECOND EDIT:
Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Another step towards galactic understanding.