Opie and Anthony Talk To The Swear Word Replacement Guy

Here's a perfect example of how their interviews go and why I love them.

Step one: find a douchebag promoting something. In this case, it's a guy in New York selling a book nagging New Yorkers about how they should curb their swear word usage.

Step two: set up an interview. Make sure you advertise yourself as the "Gregg and Tony" show and not Opie and Anthony. Because Gregg and Tony don't have "a reputation."

Step three: start a fluff interview. If you're Opie, make really lame puns and have a really shallow, painfully false reassuring laugh. If you're Anthony, say things like, "Oh dear/Oh my goodness!" and "Good gosh/gravy!" And then when going to caller questions, have Jim Norton come in as A: Steve from Yellowstone (a gay imitation of the show producer) or B: Uncle Paul from Totstown(a pedophile). In the middle of a question, scream, RAMOONNNNEEE, and then procede to say horrendous shit like, "Jim O'Conner is a balderdouche!"

Step four: profit.




EDIT: The joke about the bad website is a crack at the actual producer Steve's website, foundrymusic.com. Check it out to see how fucking awful the layout is.