Overheard in New York

Ghetto mama: Gimme some of yo' Skittles, boy.
Little boy: No, they be my Skittles.
Ghetto papa: Boy, you best to give yo' mama some Skittles or yo' ass is nevah gonna taste that rainbow again.

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Anonymous said…
I've heard worse out of my own family's mouth... although they're much more racist. Yeah, imagine if I had stayed...hmm
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