Why I Fucking Hate TV

THIS IS ONE OF AMERICA'S TOP RATED SHOWS. The plot literally cannot advance until David Caruso starts a line, puts on his fucking sunglasses, and then finishes a line. Never mind his horrible dialogue or the terrible delivery, what the fuck does shooting shit up and explosions have to do with Miami CSI?! If Miami is so bad that the scientists who come to these scenes regularly have to fire automatic rifles at drug dealers in crack dens, It's only a matter of time before America falls. You think Grisshom is annoying? You have just met his fucking mentor. I like Grisshom, actually - he at least has a little character development and he doesn't beat you over the face with lines near as much or as bad. Sure, he has at least one groaner per episode, but Jesus Christ....Caruso will actually kill you. ARGH, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, AMERICA?!

Comments

Hannah said…
Oh, CSI Miami is awesomely bad tv. It's so awful you CAN'T look away!
Anonymous said…
wow I'm still a contributor LOLZ! Though I can't post anymore.
~Wong
Anonymous said…
i really like CSI: crime scene investigators, thats the original, the one with grissom. every other csi is such fucking crap. i hate miami. but i like grissom, i dont think he's over the top or anything, and i like how they dont shoot stuff. caruso, in one episode, pulled a fully loaded m16 out of his car and shot a semi truck and blew it up. that show is crap and i hate it.
Anonymous said…
that video was painful to watch. seeing it one after the other, what the fuck were they thinking when they made that show? what the fuck?!
Bryan said…
They couldn't have been thinking. I mean, Jesus, that is the worst shit ever. No CSI agent legally owns an M-16. ARGHHHHH

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