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Name	Dante
Age	18
Place of Birth	Oakland
Weight/Size	125/5'8
Special Powers/Abilities	FUCKING MAGIC
Attack:	Via Rhetoric
Speed:	Considerable
Skill:	Immeasurable
Alliance	Bleacher Boy Pirate Crew
Alternate Mode/Ego	Dante, Max Eaglefreedom, Dirk Strongbox
Rank	Featherweight Champion
Function	Classified
Motto	"I'm gonna eat your face!"
Profile/Special Notes	N/A
Weaknesses:	Ha! Weaknesses! You should be so lucky!
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Oh, and Advent Children will be released on DVD on September 13, 2005.