Sin City As Reviewed by Christians
This is the CAP Alert, most unintentionally hilarious site ever. They use a system called WISDOM, which stands for:
Wanton violence/crime
Impudence/hate
Sexual immorality
Drugs/alcohol
Offense to THE LORDAH
Murder/suicide
They gave it a 0 out of 100. This is why:
Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# multiple bullet impacts with blood, splatter and body part loss
# multiple instances of slicings, lacerations, incisions, impalements, avulsions and amputations
# cartoon images of firearm and blade assaults
# child abduction by a pedophile
# fist fighting
# assault with metal pipe
# gunfire cutting off forearm and to the male privates
# scene of multiple gunfire injuries, graphic
# scene of multiple gunfire killings, graphic
# threat to kill, repeatedly
# action violence, repeatedly
# planning murder, repeatedly
# assault on police, multiple, graphic
# assault to eyes
# firearm threat, repeatedly
# pistol whipping, repeatedly, graphic
# gunfire to privates
# dragging man by car with face against the pavement
# attempted murder by car, numerous times with sight of victim being thrown and bouncing each time
# attempted gunfire murder, repeatedly
# surviving impossible gunfire injuries that would result in death, repeatedly
# assault with sledge hammer, graphic
# heads of five disembodied women mounted as trophies, victims of cannibalism, repeatedly
# woman speaking of man who had eaten her hand while she watched
# assault with a rock
# assault with axe to the private parts
# many gunfire injuries of varying severity, repeatedly
# gore, repeatedly
# beating assault
# man hitting a woman, repeatedly
# double amputation
# dog eating stubs of amputations
# severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking/moving
# man kissing severed head
# beating with baseball bats
# talk of eating women
# arm breaking assault
# electrocution execution
# many threats of many kinds
# illegal flight to avoid lawful capture
# firearms for offense, many
# killing/injuring with slicing weapons, repeatedly, some graphic
# beheading
# more amputation
# gushing/splattering of blood, repeatedly
# impalement injuries, repeatedly, some graphic
# bodies strewn about
# slicing up five bodies to be able to fit them into a car trunk
# semiautomatic pistol slide rack impaled into forehead
# dead bodies talking
# assault by strangulation of woman
# another severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking
# knife impalements, repeatedly
# gunfire to kill, repeatedly
# biting gore
# brutality, repeatedly
# victim joking with spear and arrows protruding through him
# blood lust
# extortion with wife's life
# beating gore, repeatedly
# severed finger
# admission of contemplating suicide
# threat to kill with broken window pane glass
# manually ripping male private parts off a man
Impudence/Hate (I)
# 76 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
# lusting for murder
# wish to kill
# lies, repeatedly
# stuffing head in toilet with feces to intimidate, twice
# calling murder an art
# "Power comes by lying"
# sadism
# torture with whip as "foreplay"
Sexual Immorality (S)
# graphically descriptive talk of rape and murder of an 11 year old girl
# making out
# intercourse with nudity
# nudity, upper female, repeatedly
# nudity, female rear, repeatedly, some close-up
# sex talk
# thong nudity, repeatedly
# homosexual reference
# ghosting of female anatomy through thin clothing, repeatedly
# translucent nudity
# woman as toys
# sensuous dance, repeatedly
# dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
# nude woman with appendages hiding gender-specifics
# anatomical references, repeatedly
# man and woman in bed together
# cohabitation
# sexual threats
# camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
# prostitutes, many and prostitute dress, repeatedly
# soliciting prostitution, repeatedly
# talk of showing privates to each other
# offer of sex, repeatedly
# inappropriate touch
# pedophile
# threat of sexual torture
# full male nudity with privates hidden by shadows, repeatedly, many angles
# sexual innuendo
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# smoking, repeatedly
# drinking, repeatedly
# drunkenness, repeatedly
# bar, repeatedly
# booze, repeatedly
# abuse of prescription medication
Offense to God (O)
# "Goldy [a prostitute] worked the clergy"
# speaking of eating not only flesh but souls as well
# name calling with "fool" [Matt. 5:22]
# eight uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and six without
Murder/Suicide (M)
# gunfire murder, at least 13 individual plus a multiple, graphic
# axe to forehead murder, graphic
# neck twist murder
# beating murder, at least two, graphic
# squeezing head murder
# blade murders, at least six, graphic
# arrow murder, at least three, graphic
# murder by slicing off top of head, graphic
# gunfire suicide, graphic
Damn, that is extensive.
Wanton violence/crime
Impudence/hate
Sexual immorality
Drugs/alcohol
Offense to THE LORDAH
Murder/suicide
They gave it a 0 out of 100. This is why:
Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
# multiple bullet impacts with blood, splatter and body part loss
# multiple instances of slicings, lacerations, incisions, impalements, avulsions and amputations
# cartoon images of firearm and blade assaults
# child abduction by a pedophile
# fist fighting
# assault with metal pipe
# gunfire cutting off forearm and to the male privates
# scene of multiple gunfire injuries, graphic
# scene of multiple gunfire killings, graphic
# threat to kill, repeatedly
# action violence, repeatedly
# planning murder, repeatedly
# assault on police, multiple, graphic
# assault to eyes
# firearm threat, repeatedly
# pistol whipping, repeatedly, graphic
# gunfire to privates
# dragging man by car with face against the pavement
# attempted murder by car, numerous times with sight of victim being thrown and bouncing each time
# attempted gunfire murder, repeatedly
# surviving impossible gunfire injuries that would result in death, repeatedly
# assault with sledge hammer, graphic
# heads of five disembodied women mounted as trophies, victims of cannibalism, repeatedly
# woman speaking of man who had eaten her hand while she watched
# assault with a rock
# assault with axe to the private parts
# many gunfire injuries of varying severity, repeatedly
# gore, repeatedly
# beating assault
# man hitting a woman, repeatedly
# double amputation
# dog eating stubs of amputations
# severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking/moving
# man kissing severed head
# beating with baseball bats
# talk of eating women
# arm breaking assault
# electrocution execution
# many threats of many kinds
# illegal flight to avoid lawful capture
# firearms for offense, many
# killing/injuring with slicing weapons, repeatedly, some graphic
# beheading
# more amputation
# gushing/splattering of blood, repeatedly
# impalement injuries, repeatedly, some graphic
# bodies strewn about
# slicing up five bodies to be able to fit them into a car trunk
# semiautomatic pistol slide rack impaled into forehead
# dead bodies talking
# assault by strangulation of woman
# another severed head, repeatedly, sometimes talking
# knife impalements, repeatedly
# gunfire to kill, repeatedly
# biting gore
# brutality, repeatedly
# victim joking with spear and arrows protruding through him
# blood lust
# extortion with wife's life
# beating gore, repeatedly
# severed finger
# admission of contemplating suicide
# threat to kill with broken window pane glass
# manually ripping male private parts off a man
Impudence/Hate (I)
# 76 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary
# lusting for murder
# wish to kill
# lies, repeatedly
# stuffing head in toilet with feces to intimidate, twice
# calling murder an art
# "Power comes by lying"
# sadism
# torture with whip as "foreplay"
Sexual Immorality (S)
# graphically descriptive talk of rape and murder of an 11 year old girl
# making out
# intercourse with nudity
# nudity, upper female, repeatedly
# nudity, female rear, repeatedly, some close-up
# sex talk
# thong nudity, repeatedly
# homosexual reference
# ghosting of female anatomy through thin clothing, repeatedly
# translucent nudity
# woman as toys
# sensuous dance, repeatedly
# dressing to maximize the female form and/or skin exposure, repeatedly
# nude woman with appendages hiding gender-specifics
# anatomical references, repeatedly
# man and woman in bed together
# cohabitation
# sexual threats
# camera angle to force viewer on private parts, repeatedly
# prostitutes, many and prostitute dress, repeatedly
# soliciting prostitution, repeatedly
# talk of showing privates to each other
# offer of sex, repeatedly
# inappropriate touch
# pedophile
# threat of sexual torture
# full male nudity with privates hidden by shadows, repeatedly, many angles
# sexual innuendo
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
# smoking, repeatedly
# drinking, repeatedly
# drunkenness, repeatedly
# bar, repeatedly
# booze, repeatedly
# abuse of prescription medication
Offense to God (O)
# "Goldy [a prostitute] worked the clergy"
# speaking of eating not only flesh but souls as well
# name calling with "fool" [Matt. 5:22]
# eight uses of God's name in vain with the four letter expletive and six without
Murder/Suicide (M)
# gunfire murder, at least 13 individual plus a multiple, graphic
# axe to forehead murder, graphic
# neck twist murder
# beating murder, at least two, graphic
# squeezing head murder
# blade murders, at least six, graphic
# arrow murder, at least three, graphic
# murder by slicing off top of head, graphic
# gunfire suicide, graphic
Damn, that is extensive.
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