So Funny It Hurts
Dear Lord!
This blog is a SHOW STOPPER. And I mean that in every sense of the phrase. With fucking brillliant lines like, "Three blogs in one day... my nipples are hard," "Mmmm, gummi bears. It felt like I was giving birth to a fucking kitten through my forehead," "I had pimples all over my body. I have no clue where they came from because I shower and douche every day," (it's a guy), and the everyloving instant classic, "I shit pure blood. I shit chunky, red, explosive blood." How could you not read this?
Actually, Samantha wanted me to leave on the first few lines, but I had to share this with everyone. GENIUS!
EDIT: Transpomorphers!
This blog is a SHOW STOPPER. And I mean that in every sense of the phrase. With fucking brillliant lines like, "Three blogs in one day... my nipples are hard," "Mmmm, gummi bears. It felt like I was giving birth to a fucking kitten through my forehead," "I had pimples all over my body. I have no clue where they came from because I shower and douche every day," (it's a guy), and the everyloving instant classic, "I shit pure blood. I shit chunky, red, explosive blood." How could you not read this?
Actually, Samantha wanted me to leave on the first few lines, but I had to share this with everyone. GENIUS!
EDIT: Transpomorphers!
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