AHOY BITCH!

I hate having to come up with titles. This site has been pretty interesting lately, I must say. Between the pretty frequent updating, and our new links, Our site is as booming as some 17 teen year old kid's blogs can be. Especially since it's just a blog. Oh, the other interesting thing I forgot to mention is WHO is reading this site now. Yes, some friends from school I didn't think would be reading this are, and yes, an escort from New York is reading this, but a new addition is hawking this website. I introduce to you Matt's stalker! Granted I don't know who the fuck she is, but she is visiting and she is creaming over the fact that Matt comes here too. I know that is totally uninteresting but I find it funny that I might be able to embarass her even a little if I can. I know whoever she is, is probably ugly, because her friend won't tell me who she is. Which I take is; as that her friend is to ashamed to tell me who she is because I know Matt, and her friend is probably too ugly for Matt to find out who she is. I know if this girl was cute this person would tell me who she is. Secondly, Matt hardly ever comes here that much, so I don't know what she is tripping over, unless she likes a bunch of pirates blabbing on about whatever. But yeah, I guess tons of girls like Matt now. I myself, have come to the conclusion that Matt really doesn't want to get involved in girls anymore, especially since...*shutters*. But Matt pretty much does all he can to avoid the attention of girls save from punching them. The irony in his current situation makes my face bleed. I would like to say to Matt that since so many girls like him right now, that he should jump on the opportuniy, because girls fucking kick ass. But I know Matt. I've gotten used to his lifestyle. Everytime a girl comes up to me (Ashley Yount = best example) it's gets pretty entertaining having to describe to their inquisitive little faces what Matt is is actually like and how confused they are. So yeah, where was I even going with this. I don't know how Matt was able to pull this off, since he literally put no effort into getting it. I mean, he's a spirit leader now, due to a cruel joke. What is he supposed to do to stop it? Do less than nothing? That would just make him more popular at this point. Funny funny year this is turning out to be. I say that Matt either hope on the band wagon here (vagina), or fight the system. I don't know, this is all so contrary to the Matt I know, it makes my mind sound like an old crushed bag of chips. What the hell was my point? Oh yeah, Matt's stalker should either say something on the tagboard or go away. It's creepy that she found this site. Since everybody I know who visit's this site in one way or another makes a little sence that they found it. Did she search his name?

Oh yeah, I updated my site. It's just a start on things that happened over the last week. Mostly just the lock in at this point. It's in the links box as Travis R' Us if your retarded.
- Mad Davey Flint

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