The World Is Over

I think Something Awful has finally proven it. Without further ado, read the following:
Damn you, breast-having females! Feed your children Bible-sure or don't feed them at all!
In fact, let's just get rid of them altogether! I mean, for the love of God, they have boobies.
Suck my ASS
Our country is going down the drain because of those dastardly DEMONCRATS!
Bibles over Baghdad?
I will make you BLEED!
Hell is a REAL place reserved for REAL heathens!
No, I don't know this person, nor do I want to.
Kill Namiko.
Kill Rikku.
Kill Ayame.
Kill myself.
Kill Bill.
Okay, that's all for now.