Delbert The Mad
Yes, I know I just posted this, but read it again:
What
Think about this. First off, if neither you NOR your son can swim, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE PUBLIC POOL? Secondly, I'm sure the guy was just so outraged that instead of staring at the women's breasts (like he didn't do that, Bible-thumpers have cocks too), he actually started yelling at them for, gasp, wearing bathing suits at a pool? Then, when his douchebag son tried to off himself in embarassment, he jumped in to save him, only to drown himself? Is he expecting pity here? Not only that, but after he was resucitated and yelled at by his sister, he called the police and demanded the girls be held responsible? This is the point where the story stops being funny and starts pissing me off. This guy, who is obviously a little too slow to go to a dangerous place like the pool, is actually trying to blame his idiocy on women who were there? This is like crashing in a plane and blaming a female skier on a nearby mountain. What kind of bullshit is this? Not only that, but he's angry at the police for not taking him seriously? Why did they resucitate this guy? Let me illustrate my point pictorially:
This douchebag brought his kid to the pool. Said douche sees - oh my God - females of the scantily-clad variety! He ignores his son, who is now so embarassed with shame that he is drowning himself in said pool. Douche quickly realizes his predicament, and jumps in to save the product of his God-sanctioned wife-fucking, only to realize that he himself can't fucking swim! Now they are both dead in an ambulance (who were probably called by the fellatious women), when they are both revived. The douche's sister than proceeds to bitchslap him for being retarded. Later, he calls the cops and tries to get the women ARRESTED! What an ass.
But that is entirely not the point of this post. The point is in the title: Delbert the Mad, my insane coworker. According to him (or at least what I've deciphered from his rantings), he's a Vietnam vet who, after fighting off Vietcongs with two M-16s, got transferred back to America crazy. He then realized he was indeed "from the streets", so he began listening to rap music and using other methods to try and become what he now thinks of himself as: a black man. Yeah. Every time he coems around he screams "something something Raider Nation!" This is just an introduction, which I'll get further into later. Yeah, I work with him.
What
Think about this. First off, if neither you NOR your son can swim, WHY ARE YOU GOING TO THE PUBLIC POOL? Secondly, I'm sure the guy was just so outraged that instead of staring at the women's breasts (like he didn't do that, Bible-thumpers have cocks too), he actually started yelling at them for, gasp, wearing bathing suits at a pool? Then, when his douchebag son tried to off himself in embarassment, he jumped in to save him, only to drown himself? Is he expecting pity here? Not only that, but after he was resucitated and yelled at by his sister, he called the police and demanded the girls be held responsible? This is the point where the story stops being funny and starts pissing me off. This guy, who is obviously a little too slow to go to a dangerous place like the pool, is actually trying to blame his idiocy on women who were there? This is like crashing in a plane and blaming a female skier on a nearby mountain. What kind of bullshit is this? Not only that, but he's angry at the police for not taking him seriously? Why did they resucitate this guy? Let me illustrate my point pictorially:
This douchebag brought his kid to the pool. Said douche sees - oh my God - females of the scantily-clad variety! He ignores his son, who is now so embarassed with shame that he is drowning himself in said pool. Douche quickly realizes his predicament, and jumps in to save the product of his God-sanctioned wife-fucking, only to realize that he himself can't fucking swim! Now they are both dead in an ambulance (who were probably called by the fellatious women), when they are both revived. The douche's sister than proceeds to bitchslap him for being retarded. Later, he calls the cops and tries to get the women ARRESTED! What an ass.
But that is entirely not the point of this post. The point is in the title: Delbert the Mad, my insane coworker. According to him (or at least what I've deciphered from his rantings), he's a Vietnam vet who, after fighting off Vietcongs with two M-16s, got transferred back to America crazy. He then realized he was indeed "from the streets", so he began listening to rap music and using other methods to try and become what he now thinks of himself as: a black man. Yeah. Every time he coems around he screams "something something Raider Nation!" This is just an introduction, which I'll get further into later. Yeah, I work with him.
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