Creative Writing?

Most of you by this point have read at least part of the greatest tale ever told, one that I have yet to finish. It gave me a great idea: what if we start making creative writing a regular thing? After finishing my epic tale of betrayal and gall bladders, I'll post a new topic, free for any and all of you to tackle. If you don't like what someone else did with the topic, make a better one yourself. You are also allowed to not participate if you do not feel like it. I think you should, though, as I'm sure it would make the site a lot more fun and a lot less dead.

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Travis is a douche
Bad movie, Lucio? Does a bad movie have fifty gallons of ass kicking in a ten gallon hat?