So Fake That She Seems Re-al....

So I'm going back to my father's this weekend. That means Rebecca. Again. I don't know what will happen, but I know it will either be really good or really bad. She's just not predictable by any standard. Did I ever tell you she stole her mom's car and drove me around Manteca? Yeah, we got the cops called on us (on her). But whatever. Not even Jack "Chocolate Lightning" Garrison (read below) could make this event any more extreme. Or maybe nothing will happen. But I doubt it. Tensions tend to run really high in that place.