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I get the distinct feeling that I know who Fellow Pirate (not literally; I think it's one of the many people I know). Anyhow, you guys say it is such a bad thing to enstate him/her, but look how much you've been posting since his/her arrival. Fellow, I would not apologize to Matt for having a strong opinion opposite to his, because I think it's added a touch of spice to the site (so to speak). Travis, your opinion is almost automatically invalidated until you start becoming a writing member again. That's right bitch, if you forego the site you also forego your say on how it develops. Try the pie before suggesting another flavor.
Anyhow, I did get Twin Snakes. OH MY GOD! It is so awesome. If ever I doubted ninjas were badass, this game has reaffirmed my believe in the power of our polar opposites. Ninja fucks shit up. In the scene after the fight with Revolver, you don't see him enter the room like the magazine said. You see a quick swipe, and Ocelot's arm hits the floor. He looks down, not realizing what happens. Then he looks at his stump arm. Cue blood spewing! As he's writhing in misery, you see the sword cut Baker (ArmsTech president) off the column. He doesn't cut one or two wires; he cuts every single one. Cue explosion! Then he faces Snake. After Snake dodges some brutal knife swings, Ninja jumps straight up. Now pay attention, because this is really hard to describe. The Ninja reaches the ceiling and cuts. Cuts, cuts, cuts at it. Then he starts falling back down - in slow motion. A huge portion of the ceiling falls out and follows. He rolls backwards and upside-down roundhouses said block right at Snake. Snake barely dives out of the way. It was so beautiful. Then Ninja drags his sword along the floor and runs at Snake. Snake trips him, he backflips, and brings his sword to behead our hero. But no bitch, Snake has his gun up in Ninja's grill!
WU-TANG! Then Ninja flips out and runs, but not before cutting down anther pillar in frustration (you see later that Ninja flips out like this at regular intervals, because of all the testing done on his body. His pain is so extreme he losses himself (homicidal maniac) and becomes enraged, destroying everything in his path (said homicidal maniac, 'cept on speed).
Later, you see the classic "Ninja Kills Every Person in Entire Room". Remember the Hallway of Peril from the first incarnation of MGS? Well, in the cut-scene (that you can view on one of my earlier posts) he kicks everyone's ass. Except this one is actually bloody. There is blood everywhere. I can't exaggerate the mess he makes of these douches. He slams one into a wall with a flying horizontal elbow. Cue tore open back and bloodspray. He grabs one by the neck and shatters his spine with said steel-reinforced concrete wall. And he's putting HUGE dents in this crap. One runs away. So of course, he does the most awesome move imaginable: he ducks, sweeps the guy off his feet, and cuts him in half, in mid-air. Spooge. Then some douche tries to shoot the now-drenched-with-blood badass. So he breaks his arm and cuts his chest open.
Taste fury. Then another guy whimpers and tries to run away. At this point Snake enters the ruined hallway. Ninja is around the corner with the last victim, so all Snake sees is death. Then, you see that the whimpering douche is stuck on the end of Ninja's katana like a shiskabob. So Ninja Spins around (with douche still stuck) and roundhouses his bitch-ass off the sword and into the far wall, where you can hear his bones shatter. I'm not kidding; it's one nasty fucking sound. Said body flies right by Snake as he's about to turn the corner. Snake just catches Ninja cutting open a door and walking through.
After that you have to have a little fisticuffs match with Ninja. Go ahead, try to shoot; unlike the old MGS, he blocks the bullets, then cuts your ass for the impudence. At the end of the fight, Ninja throws a punch, and Snake grabs his arm and kata-guruma throws him through a window. It's not a standard kata-guruma, since he throws him forward instead of down. Then Snake realizes he's Gray Fox, yatta yatta. Ninja freaks out again. He pulls out his sword and disappears (after first beating his head through the floor) and destroys everything in the room. I'm not exaggerating here, short of Snake himself, nothing is spared. Then he leaves. It's not the last time they meet.
I just got past the torture chamber part, so I'll update you as I go along. Sniper Wolf is a total freak. Psycho Mantis is afforded an uber-creepy visage thanks to GC's superior graphics. In the first game, he was kinda ugly. In Twin Snakes, his Goddamn face is stitched on. It's so fucking nasty looking. AND he knew I played Smash Brothers Melee! What a guy.
That's all for now I guess. TELL ME YOUR NAME, FELLOW PIRATE! I MUST KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Oh, and check this out.
Anyhow, I did get Twin Snakes. OH MY GOD! It is so awesome. If ever I doubted ninjas were badass, this game has reaffirmed my believe in the power of our polar opposites. Ninja fucks shit up. In the scene after the fight with Revolver, you don't see him enter the room like the magazine said. You see a quick swipe, and Ocelot's arm hits the floor. He looks down, not realizing what happens. Then he looks at his stump arm. Cue blood spewing! As he's writhing in misery, you see the sword cut Baker (ArmsTech president) off the column. He doesn't cut one or two wires; he cuts every single one. Cue explosion! Then he faces Snake. After Snake dodges some brutal knife swings, Ninja jumps straight up. Now pay attention, because this is really hard to describe. The Ninja reaches the ceiling and cuts. Cuts, cuts, cuts at it. Then he starts falling back down - in slow motion. A huge portion of the ceiling falls out and follows. He rolls backwards and upside-down roundhouses said block right at Snake. Snake barely dives out of the way. It was so beautiful. Then Ninja drags his sword along the floor and runs at Snake. Snake trips him, he backflips, and brings his sword to behead our hero. But no bitch, Snake has his gun up in Ninja's grill!
WU-TANG! Then Ninja flips out and runs, but not before cutting down anther pillar in frustration (you see later that Ninja flips out like this at regular intervals, because of all the testing done on his body. His pain is so extreme he losses himself (homicidal maniac) and becomes enraged, destroying everything in his path (said homicidal maniac, 'cept on speed).
Later, you see the classic "Ninja Kills Every Person in Entire Room". Remember the Hallway of Peril from the first incarnation of MGS? Well, in the cut-scene (that you can view on one of my earlier posts) he kicks everyone's ass. Except this one is actually bloody. There is blood everywhere. I can't exaggerate the mess he makes of these douches. He slams one into a wall with a flying horizontal elbow. Cue tore open back and bloodspray. He grabs one by the neck and shatters his spine with said steel-reinforced concrete wall. And he's putting HUGE dents in this crap. One runs away. So of course, he does the most awesome move imaginable: he ducks, sweeps the guy off his feet, and cuts him in half, in mid-air. Spooge. Then some douche tries to shoot the now-drenched-with-blood badass. So he breaks his arm and cuts his chest open.
Taste fury. Then another guy whimpers and tries to run away. At this point Snake enters the ruined hallway. Ninja is around the corner with the last victim, so all Snake sees is death. Then, you see that the whimpering douche is stuck on the end of Ninja's katana like a shiskabob. So Ninja Spins around (with douche still stuck) and roundhouses his bitch-ass off the sword and into the far wall, where you can hear his bones shatter. I'm not kidding; it's one nasty fucking sound. Said body flies right by Snake as he's about to turn the corner. Snake just catches Ninja cutting open a door and walking through.
After that you have to have a little fisticuffs match with Ninja. Go ahead, try to shoot; unlike the old MGS, he blocks the bullets, then cuts your ass for the impudence. At the end of the fight, Ninja throws a punch, and Snake grabs his arm and kata-guruma throws him through a window. It's not a standard kata-guruma, since he throws him forward instead of down. Then Snake realizes he's Gray Fox, yatta yatta. Ninja freaks out again. He pulls out his sword and disappears (after first beating his head through the floor) and destroys everything in the room. I'm not exaggerating here, short of Snake himself, nothing is spared. Then he leaves. It's not the last time they meet.
I just got past the torture chamber part, so I'll update you as I go along. Sniper Wolf is a total freak. Psycho Mantis is afforded an uber-creepy visage thanks to GC's superior graphics. In the first game, he was kinda ugly. In Twin Snakes, his Goddamn face is stitched on. It's so fucking nasty looking. AND he knew I played Smash Brothers Melee! What a guy.
That's all for now I guess. TELL ME YOUR NAME, FELLOW PIRATE! I MUST KNOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
Oh, and check this out.
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