This is the Seanbaby article I was telling you guys about. You know, the invicible chainsaw warrior one. Well, it's actually murderer, but warrior sounds better.
Are the groups offended that she ran from Jason? Do they think Suzy should have stayed and punched an invincible chainsaw murderer? Maybe it's offensive to women because a man would have kicked his ass. Let me tell you something: Bruce Willis would run from Jason. I don't know if women groups are aware of this, but chainsaws tear human flesh apart when you touch them, even if that human flesh is liberated and politically correct. And Christ... she got away from Jason. There are entire staffs of camp counselors with flame throwers that couldn't do that. What the fuck does a woman have to do to be tough? Knock the Terminator out with a tampon?
Comedy Gold.
Are the groups offended that she ran from Jason? Do they think Suzy should have stayed and punched an invincible chainsaw murderer? Maybe it's offensive to women because a man would have kicked his ass. Let me tell you something: Bruce Willis would run from Jason. I don't know if women groups are aware of this, but chainsaws tear human flesh apart when you touch them, even if that human flesh is liberated and politically correct. And Christ... she got away from Jason. There are entire staffs of camp counselors with flame throwers that couldn't do that. What the fuck does a woman have to do to be tough? Knock the Terminator out with a tampon?
Comedy Gold.
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