Mangas better than Naruto and One Piece
Without ado:
Thus begins "Monster":

Once upon a time, there lived a nameless monster. The monster was dying to have a name. So he decided to set out on a journey to find his name. But the world was a large place. So the monster split into two on his journey. One went to the East, and the other went to the West.

The monster who went east came to a village.
"Mr. Blacksmith, please give me your name."
"You can't give someone a name."
"If you give me your name, I'll jump into your stomach and make you strong in return." "Really? You'll make me stronger? Okay, you can have my name."

And the monster jumped into the blacksmith's mouth. Them monster became the Otto the blacksmith. Otto was the strongest man in town. But one day,
"Look at me, look at me, the monster inside me has grown this large."
"Chomp chomp. Munch Munch, Gobble Gobble GULP."
The hungry monster ate Otto from the inside.

He went back to being a monster with no name. He jumped into the stomach of Hans the shoe-maker, but,
"Chomp chomp. Munch Munch, Gobble Gobble GULP."

He went back to being a monster without a name. He jumped into the stomach of THomas the hunter, but,
"Chomp chomp. Munch Munch, Gobble Gobble GULP."

And once again he was a monster without a name. The monster went to the castle to look for a wonderful name.
"If you give me your name, I'll make you strong.”
“If you'll heal my sickness, I'll give you my name."
The monster jumped into the boy's stomach. The boy became very healthy. The king was delighted.
"The prince is well. The prince is well."

The monster liked the boy's name. He liked living in the castle. So even when he was hungry, he stayed put. Everyday he was so hungry, but he stayed put. But one day, he was just too hungry.

"Look at me, look at me, the monster inside me has grown this large."
The boy ate the king and all the servants.
"Chomp chomp. Munch Munch, Gobble Gobble GULP."

One day, the boy met the monster who went west.
"I have a name. It's a wonderful name."
The mosnter who went west said, "you don;t need a name. You can be happy without a name. Because we are nameless monsters."
The boy ate the monster who went west. Even though he had finally ofund a name, there was no one around to call him by it. Johan was such a wonderful name, too."

Give a try and you'll see the wonders. Pirates and ninjas are nothing to badassed brain surgeons...

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