I bid thee a good day good sir...
I walked upon the net one day,
In search of game and fun.
To play, it was a special thing
Pictures loomed by far
Sitting in my mind
Who had time to scan them in,
in this place that i adore.
To the world i bless this wondrous site
To laugh, it was a splendorous occasion
filled with involuntary muscualr contractions and hypoxic moments when blood flowed viscously, the way honey would trickle down a board at an angle whose sine ratio is .01745
Dear sirs I would not waste your time if it was not worth wasting and therefore I shall carry on this train of thought and leave you all
crying.
BTW
jo0 d00Dz, I pH0u|\|D 4 l33t H4xX0r S|t3 \^/h3r3 j00 c4|\| |)0\^/|\|L04D B3Rs3r|<... d00D!!!!!!!!!!
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THis crappy shit took me forever to write so i would like it if guys would please try to comprehend the awesome failure that is the creation of ceaseless forum goers who created l33t( short for lEEt, bastardized form of leet, asianization (i hesitate to say koreanization) then subsequent anglonization (meaning englishizing, similar to judo, karate, jeet kun do (prounounced in mandarin Jie quan dao), basically the creation of an english word based on sounds it has) of the word elite, Elite adj. , n. :word used to describe either those self centered bitches on almost any internet games now or the self centered bitches on almost any internet games now themselves.) anyways, if you guys haven't deciphered it, the thing says ( forgive my poor translation, my knowledge of this primitive language and its menacing culture is rather superficial at this time and therefore cannot afford more than a parens here or there to explain this phenomenon),
dudes ( note the use of both capital and non-capitalized d's. It is said that a reudimentary language, or a language developed by those capable of using less then .00000000000000000000000000000000000001% of its collective knowledge, capitalization does NOT matter. That's right... capitalization becomes something of an arbitrary thing rather than one used when trying to make a point or to denote something of any significance. Also note the use of two zeroes, 00, to denote a u or the phonetic equivalent of the "oo" sound.)
I (self explanatory)
found (note the use of the less common ph written using weird and arcane symbols to substitute the more standard f. It is my personally belief that this is used to intimidate non-speakers and non-writters of this language as it seems to these folk that the longer something is, the better it is. also note the use of |\| to denote n. it is another attempt to confuse the common student of this language. also note the use of a capitalized D ad the very end consisting of |)... I have yet to determine whether on not this is a single anomaly and am still researching. Any help would be greatly appreciated in the form of websites, not goatse.cx or tubgirl, thankyouverymuch.)
a ( note the use of 4 to substitute A as somehow they look alike)
great ( note: I have taken the liberty of translating this word. For some reason, the "elite" cannot comprehend that "elite" and hacker written as it is written in "elite" [|33t and |-|4xX0r] will only be ridiculed. Any word indicating wonder, excitement, joy or overall orgamistic awareness ic perfectly acceptable and in context of the word.)
site (note that s's are generally not changed as there are few substitutes and z's can only be used at the end of the word to make it more "l33t" i.e. rulez, azz, keyz, bludz)
where (note again the use of symbols for w as well as the 3 for e )
you (as said before, this is a phoneticization of a asianized word. )
can ( all said)
download ( self explanatory, if not read the comments mentioned above, CHEATER!)
Berserk(ibid)
In search of game and fun.
To play, it was a special thing
Pictures loomed by far
Sitting in my mind
Who had time to scan them in,
in this place that i adore.
To the world i bless this wondrous site
To laugh, it was a splendorous occasion
filled with involuntary muscualr contractions and hypoxic moments when blood flowed viscously, the way honey would trickle down a board at an angle whose sine ratio is .01745
Dear sirs I would not waste your time if it was not worth wasting and therefore I shall carry on this train of thought and leave you all
crying.
BTW
jo0 d00Dz, I pH0u|\|D 4 l33t H4xX0r S|t3 \^/h3r3 j00 c4|\| |)0\^/|\|L04D B3Rs3r|<... d00D!!!!!!!!!!
^
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THis crappy shit took me forever to write so i would like it if guys would please try to comprehend the awesome failure that is the creation of ceaseless forum goers who created l33t( short for lEEt, bastardized form of leet, asianization (i hesitate to say koreanization) then subsequent anglonization (meaning englishizing, similar to judo, karate, jeet kun do (prounounced in mandarin Jie quan dao), basically the creation of an english word based on sounds it has) of the word elite, Elite adj. , n. :word used to describe either those self centered bitches on almost any internet games now or the self centered bitches on almost any internet games now themselves.) anyways, if you guys haven't deciphered it, the thing says ( forgive my poor translation, my knowledge of this primitive language and its menacing culture is rather superficial at this time and therefore cannot afford more than a parens here or there to explain this phenomenon),
dudes ( note the use of both capital and non-capitalized d's. It is said that a reudimentary language, or a language developed by those capable of using less then .00000000000000000000000000000000000001% of its collective knowledge, capitalization does NOT matter. That's right... capitalization becomes something of an arbitrary thing rather than one used when trying to make a point or to denote something of any significance. Also note the use of two zeroes, 00, to denote a u or the phonetic equivalent of the "oo" sound.)
I (self explanatory)
found (note the use of the less common ph written using weird and arcane symbols to substitute the more standard f. It is my personally belief that this is used to intimidate non-speakers and non-writters of this language as it seems to these folk that the longer something is, the better it is. also note the use of |\| to denote n. it is another attempt to confuse the common student of this language. also note the use of a capitalized D ad the very end consisting of |)... I have yet to determine whether on not this is a single anomaly and am still researching. Any help would be greatly appreciated in the form of websites, not goatse.cx or tubgirl, thankyouverymuch.)
a ( note the use of 4 to substitute A as somehow they look alike)
great ( note: I have taken the liberty of translating this word. For some reason, the "elite" cannot comprehend that "elite" and hacker written as it is written in "elite" [|33t and |-|4xX0r] will only be ridiculed. Any word indicating wonder, excitement, joy or overall orgamistic awareness ic perfectly acceptable and in context of the word.)
site (note that s's are generally not changed as there are few substitutes and z's can only be used at the end of the word to make it more "l33t" i.e. rulez, azz, keyz, bludz)
where (note again the use of symbols for w as well as the 3 for e )
you (as said before, this is a phoneticization of a asianized word. )
can ( all said)
download ( self explanatory, if not read the comments mentioned above, CHEATER!)
Berserk(ibid)
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