I know since we all live in Cali, you might want to know some of our most important laws. Well, behold at some of the most vital. And please, don't fuck with the Fountain of Life, capice?
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
And I saved the best for last:
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the "Fountain of Life".
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
And I saved the best for last:
It is illegal to molest butterflies.
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