Ever heard of NGage?

Well, seeing as how it's infamous, I'm sure you have. But just what is this...thing? Is it a cellphone? Is it an MP3 Player? Is it a gaming console that shames GBA's "ten year old and below audience*"? The answers are: Eh, absolutely, and go to Hell, respectively. Now if you're a gamer like I am, you know that this has been the center of ridicule for diehard console gamers (and handheld....ers...) ever since it was first advertised. From obnioxious ads to offers to join the X-TREME NGAGE TOTALLY ROCKS HERE HAVE FIFTY BUCKS TO ADVERTISE IT POWER SQUAD, this thing has gotten a heap of controversy. To celebrate this ....crap, Nokia threw a massive NGage Midnight Blast party for everyone who preordered one. Just how many people preordered an NGage, you ask? 3. Yes, a magnificent 3 people stepped forward a proudly proclaimed, "I want an NGage!" Nice job guys. In celebration of this monumentous laugh, I present you with Penny Arcade's latest comic. Enjoi.

* Yes the VP of Nokia actually said that.

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